You’ve made it too hot. How do you blunder a blasted cuppa?
What on Earth is a ‘cuppa’?
We cannot possibly be related.
Next time roll yourself into the kitchen on your own and make your own stupid cuppa then. We should’ve left you in the alley. Oliver.
The little line on this computing device is typing out all of the things we’re saying.
Come look. Is it supposed to do that?
I don’t build computing devices.
That’s not what I asked.
Well, seeing as how I don’t build them, how am I supposed to know what one is intended to do?
Unbelievable – well find a way to turn it off.
How?! Oh, look, it caught my inflection. Interesting. Stop touching things you’re going to make it worse. Go find your significantly psychotic other.
We’re not dating.
That is not what it looks like from my vantage point.
Says the idiot with two significant others. Oh look, it does catch inflection. How fabulous!
The status of my relationships has nothing to do with this stupid machine. This is his computing device, go retrieve him. What?? Look, it did it again.
F O U N D Y O U
I didn’t say that.
Neither did I.
Heart of the Matter coming Fall 2017
Clockwork Gods coming Fall 2018.